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That Embarrassing Time I Botched my Shark Tank Pitch | Guest Column

By Patricia Downing, TeleTravel CEO, @pencakespost Would you dip your delicious toes into the Shark Tank? That’s exactly what I did. And they were chewed mercilessly. If you don’t already know, Shark Tank is a popular television show where budding entrepreneurs compete for an investment from one of the Sharks. Sharks are financially successful entrepreneurs thanks to hard work, sacrifice, and blessings from the gods … Continue reading That Embarrassing Time I Botched my Shark Tank Pitch | Guest Column

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Dr. Pepper Reminisces on his Mr. Pepper Days | Guest Column

by Claudia van Adosnnobrac @pencakespost Friends say he’s bubbly, enemies call him acidic, yet there is no denying that Dr. Pepper is as recognizable for the world as Kim Jong-Un is for North Koreans. It was my pleasure to conduct a one-on-one interview with the one and only Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper rolled in with ten bodyguards. Hopping into the plush leather interview chair, he … Continue reading Dr. Pepper Reminisces on his Mr. Pepper Days | Guest Column

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Review: Disney’s Sanaa is a Cuisine Safari | Dining

By Adventure Alex Introduction Disney’s Sanaa is a restaurant located at Animal Kingdom Lodge Resort’s Kidani Village. Sanaa, as stated by the Walt Disney World website, is a way to “experience the art of African cooking with Indian flavors, as exotic animals roam the Sunset Savanna before you.” We made reservations for lunch, which I highly recommend because there was a line when we arrived. … Continue reading Review: Disney’s Sanaa is a Cuisine Safari | Dining

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Review: Disney’s All-Star Music Resort is an Overlooked Bop | Travel

By Adventure Alex Walt Disney World’s All-Star Music Resort in Orlando, Florida, is the perfect spot for Mickey Mouse to revisit his days as an orchestra conductor. Confused? More on that later. For now, let’s explore our stay at All-Star Music Resort so you know what to expect. Above: Aerial View of the All-Star Music Resort Introduction My out-of-my-league wife and I wanted a short … Continue reading Review: Disney’s All-Star Music Resort is an Overlooked Bop | Travel

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How would World War III impact the Economy? | Guest Column

By Jack Kieran, Money Talks Finance, @pencakespost My stock in Cheap Shelters for Doomsday Procrastinators Inc. (NYSE: MAD) reached record high. Purchased at $2 a share, I could now sell my share and retire a millionaire. But I will hold onto it for the ‘Big Boom’. The company was enticing enough for me to purchase my own fallout bunker from the company. The bunker, about … Continue reading How would World War III impact the Economy? | Guest Column

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Leaked Mars Rover Image Captures Peculiar Sight on Thanksgiving | Guest Column

by Ty Walters, Stars & Sights Newspaper, @pencakespost The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) held a press conference this morning discussing alleged leaked images showing apparent alien life on Mars captured by the Mars rover Curiosity. “NASA is thrilled to announce that the Curiosity rover captured a truly extraordinary image on Mars. This serious development upends all understanding of space travel. We are confident … Continue reading Leaked Mars Rover Image Captures Peculiar Sight on Thanksgiving | Guest Column

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Thanos Banned from Poetry Slam, Files Lawsuit | Guest Column

by Hazelsky Wren, @pencakespost Melodramatic. Articulate. Purple. These are the three words visitors to Welton’s Coffee Shop in Portland, Oregon, used most often to describe frequent Open Mic Poetry Slam participant: Thanos. Thanos slowly became a crowd favorite at the Thursday night Open Mic Poetry Slams with lines such as: “I wiped out half, thinking it’d bring peace—Instead, my Tinder matches decreased.” Each poetic conclusion … Continue reading Thanos Banned from Poetry Slam, Files Lawsuit | Guest Column

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Wisconsin Town Votes “Nobody” as Mayor | Guest Column

By Roger Smith, Town of Holbrooke, @pencakespost Voters in the Town of Holbrooke declared that no one is fit to be mayor. Winning by 3,239 votes was the write-in candidate: “Nobody”. Incumbent Mayor Tanya Smith received 893 votes, while her opponent, local business owner James Nice, received 515 votes. This shocking outcome rocked the state of Wyoming. “Both candidates are pretty awful. Mayor Smith is … Continue reading Wisconsin Town Votes “Nobody” as Mayor | Guest Column

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Life is Full of Holes: Get Used to It | Guest Column

By Dr. Archibald Musculus Cheddar, PhD Life is like a big Swiss cheese wheel – full of disappointing holes and gaps between delicious cheese. A patient of mine named Pepper the Hamster (Pepper granted permission to stray from doctor-patient confidentiality), moped in my office for three hours. It is important to discuss your feelings openly and without shame, and remember to pay your psychologist at … Continue reading Life is Full of Holes: Get Used to It | Guest Column

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