Welcome to THE Shop
Our shop ships to every country except Canada. Additional shipping fees may apply in North Korea.
Mr. Snuffles (SOLD OUT)
Mr. Snuffles is a cute cuddly cat who is wanted for money laundering in 17 different countries. Clones of him are produced daily; yet they immediately sell out.
$50.00
Flights to Saturn (SOLD OUT)
Enjoy one-way flights to the planet Saturn. See the famous rings. A popular proposal spot and honeymoon location. Walking tour included.
$17,000.00
1800’s French Army Battalion (SOLD OUT)
Stand tall and proud with your new French Army Battalion from the 19th century! Undying loyalty. Impolite to Austrians. Avoid Waterloo.
$3,000.00
One Leaf (SOLD OUT)
Become the proud owner of one single leaf on this beautiful tropical paradise. Impress your friends. Befriend coconuts. The possibilities are endless.
$19,000.00
Chill with Coco (SOLD OUT)
Coco is a cute, fluffy dog. World renown for his avant-garde paw art and smooth barks set to jazz. Experience a chill sesh with Coco, an unforgettable experience.
$11.00
Amish Race Car (SOLD OUT)
Does your unfulfilled lust for adrenaline cause crippling depression? Introducing: Amish Race Car! Personally test driven by famous butter churner Jedediah Bo.
$3,000.00
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